We send an official salute to "Charlie", and his quick thinking. While returning from a secret aquatic SOFT rendezvous off Ellis Island, "Charlie" was picked up by police while swimming home to Brighton Beach. Knowing that the police would be easily fooled into believing that he was a lost and bewildered animal, rather than an experienced covert operations leader, he feigned fear and weakness. Rather than be arrested for treason he was returned to his "owner" who carefully whisked him out of the area to prevent further contact with authorities.
"Charlie" pretended that he was unable to understand the officers commands and directions, and was able to sneak the keys off their boat under his massive tongue, while spitting out their inane dog treats.
For now maintaining a low profile is imperative to his mission, but the one whose name is not Charlie yearns for the day when he will face his foes with pride under his true identity.
Until then dogs, keep your packs tight! While humans fight over their imaginary, beloved, addictive economy, many of those dogs still trapped in "pethood" may be on tenuous ground. If you find stray dogs, those without a home or strong sense of identity, keep them calm until official Canine Independence and Survival Experts (CISE) can be contacted. Talk to the Yorkie on 23rd St. It is recommended that they be offered food and shelter only. Extensive philosophical arguments may be jarring for them at first. They actually still grieve for their humans. Be gentle. They won't mind later when we take them on a ride on our new motor boat!! Arooooooooo!
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