Tuesday, January 27, 2009

FACT FINDING MISSION ON HUMAN LINGUISTICS



Last week one of our canine agents of intelligentsia was seeking out chicken wing sources for puppies when they snuck into the back room of an East Village bar on 14th St. The canine agent was able to snatch the camera of one of the humans to bring us this live footage of HUMANS HOWLING!!!! Unbelievable!! The movement works both ways!! Humans are seeing the light and reveling in the experience of their canine selves!! Dogs don't usually drum, that seems to be more of a primate behavior, but we do tear and shake things.

Also Joe Dog has successfully escorted his charge to the NW. The mission continues. Many odd occurences have been occuring in Portland, Oregon, but we don't know why and we won't tell you either!!

2 comments:

Hilaree said...

Humans also defecate outside when the need arises and could stand to learn a thing or two about proper squatting methods.

Sarah Valeri said...

Yeah... the whole idea of sitting on both a chair and a toilet could be confusing to beginners.