Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Holy Day of meditation



While many dogs continue to enjoy their Maverick Day McDonald's nuggets in honor of our great hero's favorite treats, other canines have used the day to rest and think of Maverick's motivational teachings while meditating in Central Park. Once a place that dogs fought and struggled to reach from the outer boroughs because of discriminatory train restrictions Central Park is reachable now because of inter borough canine networks and (secretly!) canine run taxi services. (contact info will be provided at the next CFF meeting.
May the breeze be filled with stench. May your belly be cooled by the grass my dear friends.

Friday, May 8, 2009

FREE MOLLY RUNNING

MOLLY LIVES LARGE!


Please visit the link to read about the rewards of civil disobedience! When people tell you to wear a leash, say NO! When people tell you to get in a truck/van/train and you don't know where it's going, DON"T GET ON!!!!
Disobedience can save your life!!!

Monday, April 27, 2009

TIMBERWOLVES



Do Dogs need high tops to play basketball? NO! Do dogs need crowds cheering them on, or matching uniforms? Do we need big salaries or endorsements? NO!!! WE JUST NEED TO CLEAR THE COURT MY FRIENDS!!!

ALL WE NEED IS TO GATHER IN CANINE SOLIDARITY!! The Minnesota Timberwolves think they can live up to the name of the wolf? Ha! They don't know the meaning of the word!! Wolves don't run from little birds! The NBA thinks they can demote Spirit the Hawk from his position during a recession for expressing his true nature? Well, well, let's see how the NBA handles the likes of SOFT, CFF, and CAP all at once, because we are united in our goal to take over the stadium on May 2 in St Paul. Half time my friends, or just call it the end, cause no one is gettin' back on that court when we are done claiming it for ourselves!! Aroooooooooooo!!!!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

FREEDOMANDRESPONSIBILITY


CFF and CAP both congratulate Spirit the HAWK officially on behalf of all canines for clearing the basketball court with a free flight performance!! We recognize the fact that more and more species are speaking up for freedoms through action and protest. Soon they will have blogs, too!
We want to know when the TIMBERWOLVES have their next game! Arooooooo!!!!



DOGS WALK TO FIGHT FOR HUMAN/CANINE CANCER

It's really cool, we don't even need to make up new interspecies news, because it's happening for real, dogs!! Next weekend dogs and humans will participate in walk a thons for both human and canine cancer treatment. We know St Maverick would be proud! As free dogs it's important that we share our goodwill with others! Unfortunately it seems that dogs are only allowed to sign up with an owner. If you would like to join the movement to sign up as a free dog contact us here at CFF! We are forming a petition for canines to participate independently.
If you would enjoy participating with a human partner, please follow this link
Dogs Walk for Cancer!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

FACT FINDING MISSION ON HUMAN LINGUISTICS



Last week one of our canine agents of intelligentsia was seeking out chicken wing sources for puppies when they snuck into the back room of an East Village bar on 14th St. The canine agent was able to snatch the camera of one of the humans to bring us this live footage of HUMANS HOWLING!!!! Unbelievable!! The movement works both ways!! Humans are seeing the light and reveling in the experience of their canine selves!! Dogs don't usually drum, that seems to be more of a primate behavior, but we do tear and shake things.

Also Joe Dog has successfully escorted his charge to the NW. The mission continues. Many odd occurences have been occuring in Portland, Oregon, but we don't know why and we won't tell you either!!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

DOGSDOINITFORTHEMSELVES


Dogs in Minnesota running their own tree farm.

In honor of working dogs CFF congratulates the Hundert brothers on starting their own tree farm. The Hunderts are open for business and have a team of 15 non human employees, three in positions requiring some level of education past basic obedience.
The business is currently cash only, as it's difficult to communicate with human bankers.


Recently at CFF we've been reading up more and more. (Polly Schnauzer has open reading classes during the day. While your human partner is at work, come join us for Biscuits and Books at 11:00 Mon, Wed, Fri at McCarren Park!) We were happy to come across Angel Dogs with a Mission, a book written by some human advocates. Their sensitivity towards canines is touching and the book promotes some good role models. Most of the dogs represented chose their humans and also have their own professions, artists, search dogs, therapists. Quite beautiful and a good inspirational read.
We do however have a few things to add. For instance.. the lovely Bonnie Bergin who first realized that canines had the potential to work with humans with disabilities has discovered that canines can read.

"Some of our clients have taught their dogs to read twenty commands. We haven't seen that {at the training center} yet, but we have six to eight words that we teach our dogs." p 25 Anderson, Allen and Linda. Angel Dogs on a Mission.New World Library, California.2008.

We would like to take the credit for that discovery however as we already have a blog and Polly will hear back from Harvard admissions in a month or two. It will be quite necessary for us to get the word out on our power. The controversy that is arising now in the canine to canine education movement is whether to raise pups as bilingual, reading in both the canine scratch sylabary and human alphabet, or to focus on one universal alphabet to consolidate canine identity. Some older canine purists have refused to take up reading and prefer to continue communicating by howling. CFF and CAP are all big howling proponents, but to isolate our communication to one form holds us back from opportunities for work and expression in the human world. Just think if the Hunderts could sell stock on their tree farm?
Porgie, an old school sheperd states that howling is the most efficient and beautiful language, and doesn't require stamps over long distances. It is instantaneous and the only pure language of canines, and St Maverick only used books for flossing.
Jack (not his real name), an old hybrid from Westchester stumbles in with his eyepatch. "Some of us speak in howls to memorialize our comrades lost to the struggle and to stay in touch with those still struggling!! SOFT members don't need to read to do their jobs in the woods now do they? LONG LIVE HAL!!" (approximate translation from growls)
Baxter Poodle from Bushwick says, "Sure, I'll howl! I could have howled all the way to the ballot box to vote against that (spits on the ground) wolf killer Palin if I could get the respect to earn the right to vote!"
Canine identity vs human acceptance. Where is the balance, my friends? These are the issues we face in our times.
So please, come join Polly's reading class and bring your rowdy pro canine opinions. Even if you can't read yet, we'll share some of the stories in the book with you. In the meantime let's get some of those artists established in the canine world recognized by the other species!!



Because obviously..we've been able to do this for a long time. Maybe the human artists responsible for this are trying to imitate us?

In other news.....



Joe Dog (not his real name) has been given the mission of overseeing the movement of a certain long time loyal canine advocate to the Northwest. This particular advocate has been given a new identity, profession, and home by a certain secret association. We are posting "Joe's" picture in case any canines are able to assist them on their journey to the NW. Howling, of course, is the best mode of communication for this deep in the woods mission. The human advocate involved does speak the language. (We know you know who she is!) We aren't actually too concerned about people reading about this movement as we hear that the "Wolf Killer from the North" (approximate translation from growling) doesn't read up on her current events anyway.. so she won't know we're coming.